why dont you have a diaper and wipe ready?

big dumb white bear

stains abound with hair so fair

first the walrus blood all over the place

soon to you will have poop on your face

if only you read the useful baby books

you could have saved your handsome looks

now all the girls bears see the unfit dad

and you will be covered in a smell so bad

yeah, i like drawing bears more than babies.

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