If you were to find yourself one day

To have such a very long driveway

That “leaves of three, leave it be”

Helps you avoid all the poison ivy

On your cart ride to get the mail

Past your garage filled with boats that sail

through your maze of hedges so tall

around your pond and field for baseball

over your runway for landing your jet

and all the sherpas you got from Tibet

just remember when i lent you that dollar

don’t get stingy when i give you a holler.