If you were to find yourself one day
To have such a very long driveway
That “leaves of three, leave it be”
Helps you avoid all the poison ivy
On your cart ride to get the mail
Past your garage filled with boats that sail
through your maze of hedges so tall
around your pond and field for baseball
over your runway for landing your jet
and all the sherpas you got from Tibet
just remember when i lent you that dollar
don’t get stingy when i give you a holler.