Keen eyes and a solid gut
I’ll win your love, and for what.
With the eyes I’ll see your face
And the gut keeps farts in-place.
Problem is my eyes are going
And my butt just keeps on blowing.
I guess I have to trust that she
Will stick around in spite of me.
While I take my 20 minutes to shower each day I day dream of all the things I’d want in a dream life. Not the stupid ditzy girl answer like ahh i want to be married to George Clooney or Brad Pitt and want them to shower me with romance kind cause well blah. But shit that if given some real luck and work could maybe actually happen. Like to travel for a living. Maybe on a reality travel show. A mix between Rick Steves and a docu-series. Where we travel with our family and see things and make real travel mistakes and maybe you (the viewer) could learn from our mistakes. And we get paid enough to pay for the trips and our bills! And ross doesn’t have to deploy anymore! And we get to hang with our baby teaching her about the world and how the europeans eat their cheerios. Haha…
It would be really cool if sometimes it could be guided by awesome experienced travelers like Rick Steves, Samantha Brown or that chef, Rick Bayless. I mean I wouldn’t want to go to parts of Mexico without a guide cause with Ross along we’d surely get arrested or robbed but Rick Bayless would know where all the good food along the way is and could keep us out of the trouble spots.
I think we have enough “character” to hold our own on a travel docu-series. Just the other day in the car we were having a discussion, i don’t remember what it was about now (mom brain?) but i do remember it was funny and we said that it would have been great footage on a tv show…of our own. Plus, who is crazy enough to travel with a baby. I mean we’d have to get really good at co-sleeping or we’d have to get really good at pack-in-plays. It could be called “Babies on a Plane”. Like that movie, Snakes on a Plane only scarier haha…
well, not really but we have started trying to relearn Spanish by watching some youtube videos during breakfast with alice. A great side effect from this is that we have found a perfect name for alice to call my mom, her grandma, so that there is a difference from my mother in law. Abuela! its perfect. they all live in Texas anyway so it might as well be spanish haha. I shaved again so i could get some baby kisses. Beth made them out to be something amazing and i guess they are, having your daughter try to eat your face…lovingly.